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I only know Duke 3D, and I'm looking at some of these quotes, and I'm really wondering if they are indeed actual quotes from the game. "Guess again, freakshow...", "...gallon o' turpentine...", etc.. Any suggestions? At the moment I'm considering they may be from one of the ports.

Maruno 00:33, 27 June 2008 (UTC)

"Guess again, freakshow..." is only seen in written form at the end of Episode 2 in the cut scene after the player defeat the Overlord. However, as far as these occur:

"I like a good cigar...and a bad woman..." "I feel like drinkin' a gallon o' turpentine and pissin' on a brush fire..." "Nukem 'till they glow, then shoot 'em in the dark!" "It's my way or the... Hell it's my way!" "I've got balls of steel."

I have no idea, and if you ask me I have never heard or seen any of them during the game. Maybe they existed during the early development and left over, or forgotten, in the final game or just simply not in Duke Nukem 3D but rather in some of the ports (as you mentioned) or console versions.

Loke 19:07, 27 June 2008 (UTC)


Well, I don't want to touch them until I know if they're right or not. There's also that long quote under Zero Hour which is in bad English, but I don't know the correct version, so...

Maruno 20:32, 27 June 2008 (UTC)

Just leave them unless there's someone who knows where they originally came from and edit the page. As for the Zero Hour quote - can't say as I haven't played the game.

Loke 20:59, 28 June 2008 (UTC)