This is a complete list of quotes spoken by Duke Nukem across various editions of Duke Nukem 3D:

  • Aahhh... much better. [upon urinating]
  • After a few days of R&R... I'll be ready for more action!
  • Bitchin'!
  • Blow it out your ass! [quoting They Live]
  • Boooorn tooo beee wiiiiiiild... [singing "Born To Be Wild" by Steppenwolf]
  • Come get some! [quoting Ash from Army of Darkness]
  • Come on! [triggered if the player has been idle for too long]
  • Cool!
  • Damn....
  • Damn!
  • Damn it. [upon killing a babe]
  • Damn, I'm good! [quoting Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls]
  • Damn... I'm looking good! [upon seeing himself in a mirror]
  • Damn, that was annoying! [upon destroying the animatronic mouse on Babe Land]
  • Damn, that's the second time those alien bastards shot up my ride!
  • Damn, those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride.
  • Damn, you're ugly. [quoting Predator]
  • Do, or do not. There is no try. [quoting Yoda]
  • Die, you son of a bitch! [after defeating the Battlelord, in reference to Jaws]
  • Eat shit and die.
  • Game over! [part of the ending sequence after completing Shrapnel City]
  • Get back to work, you slacker! [upon seeing an office computer with Duke Nukem 3D on the screen]
  • Get that crap outta here.
  • Go ahead, make my day. [quoting Clint Eastwood's character Dirty Harry in the film Sudden Impact]
  • Gonna rip 'em a new one.
  • Groovy! [quoting Ash from Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn]
  • Guess again, freakshow. I'm coming back to town, and the last thing that's gonna go through your mind before you die... is my size-13 boot! [responding to a message from the Cycloid Emperor after defeating the Overlord]
  • Hail to the king, baby! [quoting Ash from Army of Darkness]
  • Harr matey, someone's gonna take a long walk off a short gang plank!
  • Heh, heh, heh... What a mess! [after an enemy explodes]
  • Hmm, book 'em, Danno! [quoting Steve McGarrett in Hawaii Five-O]
  • Hmm, don't have time to play with myself. [upon examining a Duke Nukem II arcade machine]
  • Hmm, I'm going in!
  • Hmm, looks like I have the CON!
  • Hmm, my kind of party! I wish I had time! [upon discovering the pornographic actresses on XXX-Stacy]
  • Hmm, that's one doomed space marine. [upon discovering the corpse of the Doomguy from Doom]
  • Holy cow!
  • Holy shit!
  • I ain't afraid of no quake! [riffing on the Ghostbusters tagline, in reference to Quake by id Software]
  • I guess he didn't escape from L.A.! [upon discovering the corpse of Snake Plissken from Escape from L.A.]
  • I like a good cigar...and a bad woman...
  • I should have known those alien maggots booby-trapped this sub.
  • I think I'll climb aboard. [upon discovering the submarine on Death Row]
  • I wish I knew how to quit you {Roasting the Cycloid Incinerator's nuts over an open fire]
  • I'll be back. [quoting Arnold Schwarzenegger in The Terminator]
  • I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck. [riffing on Gunnery Sergeant Hartman's line from Full Metal Jacket]
  • I'm gonna get medieval on your asses! [referencing Marsellus Wallace's line from Pulp Fiction]
  • I'm gonna kick your ass, bitch!
  • I'm gonna put the smack dab on your ass!
  • I'm not crying over this! [upon seeing the butchered dolphin on Shop-N-Bag]
  • It's down to you and me, you one-eyed freak! [upon confronting the Cycloid Emperor]
  • It's time to abort your whole freaking species! [after defeating the Alien Queen]
  • It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all outta gum. [quoting They Live]
  • Let God sort 'em out! [quoting advice given by the historical figure Arnaud Amalric during the Albigensian Crusade when asked by a crusader how to distinguish the Cathars from the Catholics]
  • Let's rock!
  • Looks like cleanup on aisle four.
  • Looks like it's time for me to go postal!
  • Lucky son of a bitch.
  • Mess with the best, you will die like the rest [quoting Hackers]
  • My name's Duke Nukem, and I'm coming to get the rest of you alien bastards! [after defeating the Battlelord]
  • No way I'm eating this shit! [referencing Beavis and Butthead]
  • Nobody jacks with our independence! [upon seeing a spaceship on a monitor at the end of Area 51]
  • Nobody messes with my meat!
  • Nobody steals our chicks... and lives!
  • Now this is a force to be reckoned with! [upon discovering Luke Skywalker's hanging corpse]
  • Ooh, I needed that! [after recovering the player's health from below 25%]
  • Ooh, that's gotta hurt. [in a sarcastic tone after blowing-up an enemy, possibly riffing on a line by Ash in Army of Darkness]
  • Oh...your ass is grass and I've got the weed-whacker.
  • Ready for action.
  • See you in Hell!
  • Shake it, baby! [after handing a girl money]
  • Shit happens. [after stepping in alien feces, referencing a line from Forrest Gump]
  • So help me Duke.
  • Somebody's gonna freaking pay for screwing up my vacation! [at the start of The Birth]
  • Sometimes I even amaze myself. [quoting Han Solo]
  • Staying alive, staying alive, la. [singing "Stayin' Alive" by the Bee Gees]
  • Suck it down!
  • Terminated! [upon discovering the crushed skeleton of the Terminator]
  • That's gonna leave a mark!
  • They don't make 'em better than me!
  • This really pisses me off!
  • This is KTIT, K-Tit! Playing the breast- uhh, the best tunes in town.
  • Ugh, this sucks. [upon dying]
  • We meet again, Doctor Jones! [upon discovering the hanging corpse of Indiana Jones]
  • What? There's only one of you?
  • What are you waitin' for? Christmas? [triggered if the player has been idle for too long]
  • What are you? Some bottom-feeding, scum-sucking algae eater?
  • Where is it?
  • Who wants some? [quoting Ash from Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn]
  • Woo-hoo!
  • Yeah, piece of cake!
  • Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker! [quoting John McClane from Die Hard]
  • Yohoho and a bottle of jack!
  • You guys suck!
  • You wanna dance? [after handing a girl money]
  • You're an inspiration for birth control.
  • You're pissing me off!
  • You're the disease, and I'm the cure. [quoting Sylvester Stallone in Cobra]
  • Your face, your ass. What's the difference?

Video: All quotes with in-game footage

Duke Nukem 3D - All Quotes With In-Game Footage

Duke Nukem 3D - All Quotes With In-Game Footage

Duke Nukem 3D
Episodes L.A. Meltdown | Lunar Apocalypse | Shrapnel City
Plutonium PAK: The Birth
Anniversary Edition: Alien World Order
Items Access Card | Holoduke | Jetpack | Night Vision Goggles | Portable Medkit
Protective Boots | Scuba Gear | Steroids
Health: Small Medkit | Large Medkit | Atomic Health | Armor
Scrapped: Space Suit | Shield
Weapons Mighty Foot | Pistol | Shotgun | Chaingun Cannon | RPG | Pipe Bomb | Shrinker
Expander | Devastator | Laser Tripbomb | Freezethrower | Incinerator
Scrapped: Flamethrower | Laser Chainsaw | Sonic Resonator | Tazer | Plasma Cannon
Enemies Common enemies: Assault Captain | Assault Commander | Enforcer | Assault Trooper | Battlelord Sentry | Octabrain | Pig Cop | Protozoid Slimer | Recon Patrol Vehicle | Sentry Drone | Shark | Turret
Plutonium PAK: Pig Cop Tank | Protector Drone
Anniversary Edition: Firefly Trooper | Cycloid Sentry | Overlord Sentry
Bosses: Battlelord | Overlord | Cycloid Emperor
Plutonium PAK: Alien Queen
Anniversary Edition: Cycloid Incinerator
Scrapped: Alien Queen Sentry | Bat | Captain | Drone | Drone 2 | Femanoid | Mandroid
Organic Turret | Scorpion Tank | Snake Head | Trooper | Turret
Expansion packs
and add-ons
Duke Assault | Duke Nukem 3D Level Design Handbook (CD levels) | Duke Caribbean: Life's A Beach | Duke: Nuclear Winter | Duke It Out In D.C.
Duke Xtreme | Duke!ZONE | Duke!ZONE 150 | Duke!ZONE II | Plutonium PAK | Duke Nukem's Penthouse Paradise | Unofficial expansion packs
Fan community User maps | Mods & Total Conversions | Speedruns
Source ports | High Resolution Pack
Other Difficulty | Hazards | Multiplayer | Cheat codes | Easter eggs
Quotes | Music | Duke Nukem
Build engine | Game bugs | Unused data | LameDuke
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