These are quotes from the games Duke Nukem: Total Meltdown (titled just Duke Nukem in PAL regions).
- Yeah, piece of cake!
- I should have known those alien maggots booby-trapped this sub.
- My name's Duke Nukem.
- It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all outta gum! (Predated by Nada in They Live)
- I'm Duke Nukem, and I'm coming to get the rest of you alien bastards!
- Nobody steals our chicks... and lives!
- [After finding Indiana Jones' body hanging on a wall] We meet again, Doctor Jones.
- I'm gonna put the smack dab on your ass.
- You're an inspiration for birth control.
- Cool!
- Groovy! (Referencing Ashley James "Ash" Williams in Evil Dead II)
- See you in Hell!
- Holy cow!
- [After stepping on feces] Shit happens.
- Holy Shit!
- Where is it?
- Hmmm... looks like I have the CON!
- Born to be wiiiiiiiiild!
- This is KTIT, K-Tit! Playin' the breast - uhh, the best tunes in town!
- Shake it, baby!
- You guys suck!
- You wanna dance?
- What? There's only one of you?
- Nobody jacks with our independence!
- After a few days of R&R... I'll be ready for more action!
- Game over! (Shrapnel City's ending)
- I'm gonna get medieval on your asses! (Pulp Fiction reference)
- [Seeing a crushed T-800] Terminated!
- [After the player has stood still for some time] What're you waiting for? Christmas?
- I'll be back. (From Arnold Schwarzenegger in The Terminator)
- Hail to the king, baby! (Referencing Ashley James "Ash" Williams in Army of Darkness)
- I'm not crying over this!
- Hmmm... book 'em, Danno! (From Steve McGarrett in Hawaii Five-0)
- Let God sort 'em out!
- [After looking at himself in a mirror] Damn, I'm looking good!
- Suck it down!
- [First line spoken] Damn, those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride.
- Hehehe, what a mess!
- Nobody messes with my meat!
- [Seeing a torn corpse of the space marine from Doom] Hmm, that's one "Doomed" Space Marine.
- [Examining a Duke Nukem II arcade machine] Hmm, don't have time to play with myself.
- Let's rock.
- Damn, you're ugly.
- Damn...
- Damn it.
- Who wants some?
- Come get some! [Referencing Ashley James "Ash" Williams from Army of Darkness]
- Damn I'm good.
- Get that crap outta here.
- I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck! [Referencing Gny. Sgt. Hartman from 'Full Metal Jacket']
- [Knuckles cracking] Come on!
- Die, you son of a bitch!
- Your face, your ass... what's the difference?
- Blow it out your ass!
- You're pissing me off!
- Gonna rip 'em a new one!
- It's down to you and me, you one eyed freak!
- [When he dies] This really pisses me off!
- [When he urinates] Ahhh... much better!
- [Another dying quote] Uh, this sucks.
- [From the cutscene at the end of Lunar Apocalypse] Guess again, freakshow. Duke's coming back to town, and the last thing that's gonna go through your mind before you die... is my size 13 boot!
- Ready for action.
- Bitchin'.
- Ooooh, that's gotta hurt! [Referencing Ashley James "Ash" Williams from Army of Darkness]
- Where is it?
- Fire in the hole, asshole!
- God damn aliens.
- Heh, Heh... Makin' bacon.
- Never met an alien i couldn't kill.
- Nobody wears flares... and lives!
- So many assholes, so few bullets.
- Squeal piggy, squeal!
- Suck on this!
- They don't make em' better than me.
- This pisses me off!
- You outta here.
- I ain't afraid of no quake. (Referencing id Software's 1996 PC FPS game Quake)
- [After seeing a bloody corpse of Luke Skywalker] Now this is the force to be reckoned with!
- [Start of Movie Set] Damn! That's the second time those alien bastards shot up my ride!
- [Near the submarine in Death Row] I think I'll climb aboard.