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These are quotes from the games Duke Nukem: Total Meltdown (titled just Duke Nukem in PAL regions).

  • Yeah, piece of cake!
  • I should have known those alien maggots booby-trapped this sub.
  • My name's Duke Nukem.
  • It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all outta gum! (Predated by Nada in They Live)
  • I'm Duke Nukem, and I'm coming to get the rest of you alien bastards!
  • Nobody steals our chicks... and lives!
  • [After finding Indiana Jones' body hanging on a wall] We meet again, Doctor Jones.
  • I'm gonna put the smack dab on your ass.
  • You're an inspiration for birth control.
  • Cool!
  • Groovy! (Referencing Ashley James "Ash" Williams in Evil Dead II)
  • See you in Hell!
  • Holy cow!
  • [After stepping on feces] Shit happens.
  • Holy Shit!
  • Where is it?
  • Hmmm... looks like I have the CON!
  • Born to be wiiiiiiiiild!
  • This is KTIT, K-Tit! Playin' the breast - uhh, the best tunes in town!
  • Shake it, baby!
  • You guys suck!
  • You wanna dance?
  • What? There's only one of you?
  • Nobody jacks with our independence!
  • After a few days of R&R... I'll be ready for more action!
  • Game over! (Shrapnel City's ending)
  • I'm gonna get medieval on your asses! (Pulp Fiction reference)
  • [Seeing a crushed T-800] Terminated!
  • [After the player has stood still for some time] What're you waiting for? Christmas?
  • I'll be back. (From Arnold Schwarzenegger in The Terminator)
  • Hail to the king, baby! (Referencing Ashley James "Ash" Williams in Army of Darkness)
  • I'm not crying over this!
  • Hmmm... book 'em, Danno! (From Steve McGarrett in Hawaii Five-0)
  • Let God sort 'em out!
  • [After looking at himself in a mirror] Damn, I'm looking good!
  • Suck it down!
  • [First line spoken] Damn, those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride.
  • Hehehe, what a mess!
  • Nobody messes with my meat!
  • [Seeing a torn corpse of the space marine from Doom] Hmm, that's one "Doomed" Space Marine.
  • [Examining a Duke Nukem II arcade machine] Hmm, don't have time to play with myself.
  • Let's rock.
  • Damn, you're ugly.
  • Damn...
  • Damn it.
  • Who wants some?
  • Come get some! [Referencing Ashley James "Ash" Williams from Army of Darkness]
  • Damn I'm good.
  • Get that crap outta here.
  • I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck! [Referencing Gny. Sgt. Hartman from 'Full Metal Jacket']
  • [Knuckles cracking] Come on!
  • Die, you son of a bitch!
  • Your face, your ass... what's the difference?
  • Blow it out your ass!
  • You're pissing me off!
  • Gonna rip 'em a new one!
  • It's down to you and me, you one eyed freak!
  • [When he dies] This really pisses me off!
  • [When he urinates] Ahhh... much better!
  • [Another dying quote] Uh, this sucks.
  • [From the cutscene at the end of Lunar Apocalypse] Guess again, freakshow. Duke's coming back to town, and the last thing that's gonna go through your mind before you die... is my size 13 boot!
  • Ready for action.
  • Bitchin'.
  • Ooooh, that's gotta hurt! [Referencing Ashley James "Ash" Williams from Army of Darkness]
  • Where is it?
  • Fire in the hole, asshole!
  • God damn aliens.
  • Heh, Heh... Makin' bacon.
  • Never met an alien i couldn't kill.
  • Nobody wears flares... and lives!
  • So many assholes, so few bullets.
  • Squeal piggy, squeal!
  • Suck on this!
  • They don't make em' better than me.
  • This pisses me off!
  • You outta here.
  • I ain't afraid of no quake. (Referencing id Software's 1996 PC FPS game Quake)
  • [After seeing a bloody corpse of Luke Skywalker] Now this is the force to be reckoned with!
  • [Start of Movie Set] Damn! That's the second time those alien bastards shot up my ride!
  • [Near the submarine in Death Row] I think I'll climb aboard.
Duke Nukem: Total Meltdown
Enemies Common enemies: Assault Captain | Assault Commander | Enforcer
Assault Trooper | Battlelord Sentry | Octabrain | Pig Cop
Protozoid Slimer | Recon Patrol Vehicle | Sentry Drone | Shark | Turret
New: Assault General | Ghost Enforcer | Magnum P.I.G. | Pig-in-a-Dress
Underwater Drone | Zombie Pig Cop
Bosses: Battlelord | Overlord | Cycloid Emperor
New: CyberKeef
Weapons Mighty Foot | Pistol | Shotgun | Chaingun Cannon | RPG | Pipe Bomb
Shrinker | Devastator | Laser Tripbomb | Freezethrower
Items Health: Small Medkit | Large Medkit | Atomic Health | Armor
Access Card | Holoduke | Jetpack | Night Vision Goggles | Portable Medkit
Protective Boots | Scuba Gear | Steroids
Episodes L.A. Meltdown | Lunar Apocalypse | Shrapnel City
New: Plug 'N' Pray
Related games Duke Nukem 3D | Duke Nukem 64 | Duke Nukem: Total Meltdown
Duke Nukem 3D (Sega Saturn) | Duke Nukem 3D (XBLA)
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Game bugs | Build engine | Creators | Duke Nukem (character)
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