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GENERALEdit

  • Suck my boom stick!
  • I'll blow you a new hole!
  • COME ON!
  • What are you waiting for, Christmas?
  • Who wants bacon and eggs?
  • Lock and load!
  • Ahhhh!!
  • Hey, what can I say?
  • I'm God's gift to women.
  • Ooh this will come in handy
  • Umm
  • Hoooo!
  • What's the hold up?
  • Hey let's get a move on, shall we?
  • Ooh, that's gonna cause trouble.
  • Ah man! What a waste!
  • Eat that!
  • You want some of this?
  • Smoke 'em if you got 'em!
  • Gulp!
  • Ooh!
  • Ah!
  • AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
  • It's ass kickin' time!
  • Die you oversized gecko!
  • Ah, much better!
  • Here lizard, lizard, lizard, lizard.
  • You make a great belt.
  • Come on.
  • Huh, I feel good.
  • I love the smell of bacon in the morning.
  • That oughta shut you up!
  • Lizard skin makes great boots.
  • Time to sleep...permanently.
  • Ooh yeah.
  • Takin' home the bacon!
  • I need to check my fire.
  • Shut your hole!
  • I thought there was something here.
  • Ah yeah!
  • Eureka!
  • Time to jet.
  • Now that's gonna leave a scar.
  • We have ignition!
  • Sweet.
  • Ooh! I make this look good.
  • Prepare for take-off!
  • I guess pigs do fly!
  • I'll kick you in the nuts!
  • Happy trails to you!
  • Have gun, will travel.
  • Time to turn up the heat!
  • I like mine well done!
  • Lookie here!
  • Looks like it's Time to Grill.
  • Back in heat.
  • Damn it. And she was cute, too.
  • Yippee ki yay.
  • Nice dress, fat boy.
  • I got no time to bleed!
  • Hmm, bacon bits.
  • Oh that hit the spot.

TIME TO KILLEdit

  • Looks like it's Time to Kill.
  • My home away from home.
  • Ooh, Lara is that you?
  • Eww skanky outfit!
  • Gimme some sugar!
  • Whoa! Mama!
  • Shake it. baby!
  • Lets do it!
  • I prefer a good cigar...and a bad woman.
  • Gimme a Jack and Coke any day.
  • Yum-yum! Snicketty snacks!
  • That will bring a visit to the dentist.
  • That stuff will pull your teeth out.
  • Time to get things movin'.
  • All aboard!
  • Hmm, interesting crystal! I better hang on to it.
  • Hmm, wonder what makes this thing tick?
  • Another crystal! I'm starting a collection here.
  • Hmm, dry as a bone!
  • That did it! Looks like low tide.
  • Now, to found out what these things do.
  • Here goes nothin'.
  • Time flies when you are kickin' ass!
  • Hmm, maybe I'll find some damsels in distress.

DUKE HILLEdit

  • There's a new Sheriff in Town!
  • The best things in life never change.
  • Lemme see your can-can, baby.
  • Shake it baby!
  • Hmm, just a number.
  • I crack skulls, not safes.
  • It's locked. And I'm an ass kicker, not a safe cracker!
  • This is what I call deep shit.
  • Have you seen my rubber...ducky?
  • Rub-a-dub-dub, get out of the tub.
  • It's a single bit I'll need later.
  • Have a nice fall.
  • Going down!
  • I feel like a bookie.
  • 362436 Now that's my kind of safe.
  • Ooh, that's a big friggin' key!
  • That's some tarnished looking gold! I wonder.
  • Time to play some Miner 69er.
  • We hang these thieves around here.
  • That's what I call well hung.
  • So much for the new boots. Has anyone seen Mr. Hanky?
  • How refreshing.
  • It's a safe bet, I’ll only need this later.

MINER 69EREdit

  • Looks like the pigs have stripped this place clean.
  • (sniffs and coughs) Something smells bad.
  • (coughs) Ooh, I thought cigars smell bad!
  • This looks interesting.
  • My teeth ache by just lookin' at that thing!
  • Come get some!
  • Time to play with this church.
  • Have gun, will travel.
  • Damn! My eyes are burning!

GOLD AND GUNSEdit

  • Time to stop the lead rush.
  • Good thing it's shooting blanks.
  • Oh rats! I better find all those guns first.
  • That will slow down their operation.
  • Two down! One to go!
  • All set! Now where the hell is the exit?
  • Where's Doc Brown when you need him?
  • I'm outta here!
  • This one shot its wad.
  • Aw...if only I had my Flux Capacitor with me.
  • Hello? McFly?

THE REAPEREdit

  • The bigger they are, the more they bleed.

OBEY OR DIEEdit

  • Time to set the record straight!
  • I don't dig on the new strippers. Someone's gonna pay!
  • Whoa, baby. You need a facelift.
  • Now that's what I call a double-bagger.
  • Time to clean up the garage!
  • Oh great! This again.
  • Now I'm getting somewhere!
  • Let's see what these guys are up to.
  • I take that back.
  • Damn! Its hotter than hell in here!
  • Lights out!
  • I'm an ass kicker not a rock digger.
  • Let's wrap things up.
  • Gee, this looks familiar.
  • Time to learn another history lesson.
  • No power for you.

FAMILY JEWELSEdit

  • I'm gonna get Med-evil on your asses!
  • Trust me, baby. I'm a doctor.
  • Hmm, handsome guy. Reminds me of me.
  • Hmm, it's good to be king.
  • Ooh shiny!
  • Shake, it baby!
  • Your time period or mine, honey?
  • Woah! Mama!
  • And I thought she was cute, too.
  • Nice place! Where's the fridge?
  • Sir Duke kicketh much ass.
  • Eww! That ain't gonna be virgin wool.
  • That's two. Now where’s the final one?
  • Little pig, little pig, let me in. Or I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll kick your ass in!
  • I'm practically a jeweler now.
  • Alright. Enough with the hangin' around!
  • My kingdom for a way outta here.
  • I guess this means we are engaged.
  • Klaatu barada nikto.
  • Maybe I'll find dead wolves in distress here.
  • Just tweakin' the knobs, baby.
  • Far out! Reminds me of Woodstock.

RESISTANCE IS FEUDALEdit

  • Oh joy! Another stink-ass dungeon.
  • What's in those barrels can't be good.
  • (Coughs) Eww, getting kinda gassy.
  • Eww it's getting kinda gassy in here.
  • No time to waste!
  • Open sesame!
  • You're all free! Now come get some!
  • That's one hell of an AC Unit.
  • One of these things is not like the others.
  • This will take out the toxins in no time.
  • Good riddance! This place reeks of death!

HOLY TERROREdit

  • Say your prayers! I'm comin' to get ya!
  • A monk's life is not for the Dukester.
  • And me without my library card.
  • Looks like this old place is overdue.
  • I already broke that habit.
  • How would like to get twisted, sister?
  • I heard you haven't been getting, nun
  • Ask and you shall receive.
  • Sanctuary! Sanctuary!
  • Look out below.
  • So much for sacred ground.

WING'D DEATHEdit

  • Die, you overgrown winged lizard from hell!

PIG FACTORYEdit

  • I'm home! Or am I?
  • I guess they are closed for the day.
  • I've about had it with this crap!
  • Not in this lifetime!
  • Hey, get your ass off stage and bring back my chicks!
  • Look. Roman antiquities.
  • Eww, this place is a pigsty.
  • Hmm, not bad.
  • Time to play plumber.
  • Oh, this must be where the extra bacon is coming from.
  • Someone is having a Roman rummage sale.
  • Is it hot in here or just me?
  • (sniffs) Uh-oh. This is not good.

HOG HEAVENEdit

  • Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your chicks.
  • Let Duke get you out of those wet clothes, baby.
  • Hey, baby, need some lotion?
  • Who loves you, baby?
  • I hear you Roman girls like to party.
  • Is it true that Roman girls have Roman hands?
  • Who's your daddy?
  • This is one target rich environment.
  • Alright, these Romans know how to party.
  • How...bazaar...
  • I came, I saw, I kicked ass.

LET THE GAMES BEGINEdit

  • Rome wasn’t built in a day, but it's time to fall!
  • I wonder if they had got an ATM...
  • Et tu, Brute?
  • Your time periods are mine, honey.
  • Ooh, love the sandals, babe.
  • I'd like to join you but I've got ass to kick.
  • So, how much for a Toga dance?
  • This place gives me the creeps.
  • Damn! Who died in here?
  • Bring it on!
  • Let the games begin!
  • Aliens are filthy critters!
  • These aliens have some really nasty habits.
  • It looks like some kind of secreted resin.

BLOOD BATHSEdit

  • Looks like a nice place to die.
  • Oh, dude! What a trip!
  • Well! That was fun!
  • Damn!
  • Ooh! It's deja vu all over again.
  • Annoying little bastards!
  • Back already?
  • Enough screwin' around! It's Time to Kill!
  • Let’s get this show on the road!
  • Time to see who's in charge and kick their ass.

MOLOCH THE GATEKEEPEREdit

  • Let's settle this once and for all.
  • Wow! What a flashback.
  • Wow! Trippy.

CREDITSEdit

  • Knight me or bite me, man
  • Well, that was fun!
  • Time to be a king among men.
  • I make this look good.
  • Come on!
  • Piece of cake.
  • It's ass kickin' time!
  • What? There's only one of you.
  • Let's rock.
  • Suck it down!
  • Who wants some?
  • Et tu, brute?
  • Ah! I needed that.
  • Come get some!
  • Where the hell are my chicks?
  • Nice dress fat boy.
  • There’s a new sheriff in town.
  • Ooh! Lara, is that you?
  • Babe: (Moans)/Duke: Alright! Oh god!/Babe: (Moans) You are so cute.
  • Just like a hot night do butter
  • Duke: Take that./Babe (Moans)/Duke: And that/Babe: (Moans)/Duke: And then some of this and some of that/Babe: (Moans)/Duke: And try a little, err, this./Babe: Oh God!
  • (Coughs) Ooh, I thought cigars smell bad.
  • Looks like this one's history.
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