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| + | '''Browse collections of quotes by [[Duke Nukem (character)|Duke Nukem]].''' |
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| + | '''Main series:''' |
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| − | * Yeah, piece of cake! |
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| + | * [[Quotes from Duke Nukem I]] |
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| − | * Guess again, freakshow. Duke's coming back to town, and the last thing that's gonna go through your mind before you die... is my size 13 boot! |
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| + | * [[Quotes from Duke Nukem II]] |
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| − | * I like a good cigar...and a bad woman... |
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| − | * I feel like drinkin' a gallon o' turpentine, and pissin' on a brush fire... |
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| − | * I should have known those alien maggots booby trapped the sub. |
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| − | * It's time to abort your whole freaking species! |
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| − | * It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all outta gum! (Predated by Nada in [[They Live]]) |
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| − | * My name is Duke Nukem - and I'm coming to get the rest of you alien bastards! |
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| − | * Nobody steals our chicks... and lives! |
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| − | * You're an inspiration for birth control. |
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| − | * Cooool! |
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| − | * See you in hell! |
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| − | * Shake it baby! You wanna dance? |
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| − | * I'm gonna get medieval on your asses! |
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| − | * I'm gonna put this smack dab on your ass! |
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| − | * [After the player has stood still for some time] What you're waitin' for? Christmas? |
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| − | * Hail to the king baby! |
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| − | * Let God sort 'em out! |
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| − | * [after discovering 3 women in a hidden room] Hmmm, my kind of party! I wish I had time! |
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| − | * [after looking at himself in a mirror] Damn! I'm looking good! |
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| − | * Suck it down! |
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| − | * Now THAT's gonna leave a scar! |
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| − | * Damn, those alien bastards gonna pay for shooting up my ride. |
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| − | * [checking out office computer playing duke3d] Get back to work you slacker! |
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| − | * Nukem 'till they glow, then shoot 'em in the dark! |
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| − | * Heh, Heh, Heh, what a mess! |
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| − | * [seeing a torn corpse of a Space Marine from Doom] Hmm, that's one "Doomed" Space Marine. |
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| − | * [Duke examines the Duke Nukem II arcade machine] Hmm, don't have time to play with myself. |
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| − | * Damn, you're ugly. |
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| − | * Who wants some? |
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| − | * Come get some! |
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| − | * It's my way or the....Hell it's my way! |
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| − | * I'll rip off your head and shit down your neck. |
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| − | * [examining the Duke Nukem pinball machine in an arcade] I've got balls of steel. |
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| − | * Die, you son of a bitch! |
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| − | * Your face, your ass, what's the difference? |
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| − | * Blow it out your ass! |
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| + | '''Popular expansion packs:''' |
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| + | * [[Quotes from Duke Caribbean: Life's A Beach]] |
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| − | <!--Please read the talk page before adding quotes here. Excessive quotes may violate fair use.--> |
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| + | * [[Quotes from Duke: Nuclear Winter]] |
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| − | : ''[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duke_Nukem:_Time_to_Kill Duke Nukem: Time to Kill]'' (1998) |
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| + | * [[Quotes from Duke It Out In D.C.]] |
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| + | '''Popular console ports:''' |
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| − | * Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your chicks. (at the beginning of Hog Heaven) |
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| + | * [[Quotes from Duke Nukem 64]] |
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| − | * Have you seen my rubber...duckie? |
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| + | * [[Quotes from Duke Nukem: Total Meltdown]] |
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| − | * I'll blow you a new hole! |
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| − | * I'm God's gift to women! |
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| − | * Lick my wet butthole! |
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| − | * I love the smell of bacon in the morning (reference to "Apocalypse Now!" and the smell of the napalm in the morning) |
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| − | * I make this look good. |
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| − | * Lara, is that you? [after picking up a pay phone and listening to a moaning babe] (reference to Lara Croft, a character in the Tomb Raider series) |
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| − | * Looks like it's TIME TO KILL! |
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| − | * Looks like it's time to grill! |
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| − | * I'm home... or am I??? |
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| − | * I got no time to bleed! (reference to "Predator") |
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| − | * My home away from home! [in reference to a strip club] |
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| − | * [to a male stripper] Hey get your ass offstage, and bring me back my chicks! |
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| − | * The bigger they are, the harder they bleed! |
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| − | * There's new sheriff in town. (pronounced in a southern accent) |
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| − | * You make a great belt. |
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| − | * Eat shit and die! |
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| − | * What the hell are you waiting for? Christmas? |
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| − | * Let's settle this once and for all! |
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| − | * Suck my boomstick!) |
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| − | * Shut your hole! |
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| − | * I'll kick you in the nuts! |
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| − | * It's ass-kicking time! |
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| − | * Prepare for takeoff. |
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| − | * We have ignition. |
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| − | * Time to jet. |
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| − | * I guess I'll have to check my fire. |
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| − | * Now that's gonna leave a scar! |
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| − | * Knight me or bite me, man! |
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| + | '''Other games:''' |
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| − | <!--Please read the talk page before adding quotes here. Excessive quotes may violate fair use.--> |
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| + | * [[Quotes from Duke Nukem Advance]] |
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| − | + | * [[Quotes from Duke Nukem: Land of the Babes]] |
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| − | <!--Please read the talk page before adding quotes here. Excessive quotes may violate fair use.--> |
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| − | : ''[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duke_Nukem:_Zero_Hour Duke Nukem: Zero Hour]'' (1999) |
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| + | * [[Quotes from Duke Nukem: Zero Hour]] |
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| − | * Blow it out your ass! |
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| − | * Don't worry, saving chicks is what I'm all about! |
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| − | * Now hear me! Aliens have traveled in worlds past, for trying change history. I went back and fought them! But my Time machine was destroyed, and now I can no longer chase them through time![…]But remember, if you don't go back and make things right, earth's history will forever change, and mankind could be wiped out! |
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| − | * You're too good looking to kill, but I'm gonna kill you anyway! (Talking to a clone of himself) |
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| − | * Chestnuts roasting... as I open fire (In reference to the Christmas carol 'Chestnuts roasting ON an open fire') |
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| − | == Duke Nukem: Land of the Babes == |
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| − | <!--Please read the talk page before adding quotes here. Excessive quotes may violate fair use.--> |
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| − | : ''[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duke_Nukem:_Land_of_the_Babes Duke Nukem: Land of the Babes]'' (2000) |
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| − | * Well, enough talk then. Come get some! Oh, Silverback, one more thing. I'm gonna enjoy pissin' on your dead body! |
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| − | * Welcome to "Cool's-Ville", Population: ME |
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| − | * I'm your worst nightmare, you uninvited alien scum-sucker! And right now you're all that stands between me and a planet full of babes - so get ready to bend over and kiss your ass goodbye! |
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| − | : ''[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duke_Nukem:_Manhattan_Project Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project]'' (2002) |
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| − | * Ah, New York! It's my kind of town. If I can kill 'em here...I can kill 'em ANYWHERE! / Reference to Frank Sinatra's song "New York" ("If I can make it there, I'll make it anywhere...") |
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| − | * Come on Morphix, there's only two ways this can end, and in both of them, you die! |
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| − | * Confucius say... DIE! |
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| − | * I always said, if there was a way to go, it'd have something to do with women, whips, and oil... |
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| − | * Goddamn keycards! (the word "damn" is bleeped out) |
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| − | * Someone's gonna pay for making me find these friggin' key cards... |
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| − | * Surprise, surprise I need a key card |
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| − | * Time to deworm The Big Apple... |
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| − | * Time to deliver max pain on the A Train...now where'd I put that subway token? (A reference to the video game [[Max Payne]]) |
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| − | * Time for mutation-mutilation! |
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| − | * I like big guns, and I cannot lie. (reference to Sir Mix-A-Lot's song "Baby Got Back") |
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| − | * Your kung-fu is through! |
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| − | * You're goin' down faster than the XFL! |
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| − | * You are the missing link. Goodbye. (Reference to [[The Weakest Link]]) |
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| − | * Life is like a box of ammo... (reference to the film Forrest Gump: "Life is like a box of chocolates...") |
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| − | * No token, no ride! [when he kills a mutant on the subway] (reference to Indiana Jones "Zeppelin Scene") |
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| − | * Makin' bacon! |
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| − | * Hmmm... That's gonna leave a mark (when he blows a mutant with a grenade) |
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| − | * So there IS life after death! (After losing a life and continuing) |
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| − | * Babe: "Oh Duke you're my hero, what can I do for you?" Duke: "You must be 18 or older to ride." |
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| − | * Rest in pieces! |
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| − | * Say "hello" to my little friend! |
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| − | * Babes, Bullets, Bombs. Damn - I love this job! |
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| − | * Guns don't kill mutants, I kill mutants |
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| − | * Son of a bitch! (after losing a life and continuing) |
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| − | : ''[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duke_Nukem_Forever Duke Nukem Forever]'' (When it's done) |
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| − | (From teaser trailer released December 19th) |
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| − | * I'm looking for some alien toilet to park my bricks... Who's first? |
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Revision as of 22:33, 23 May 2020
Browse collections of quotes by Duke Nukem.
Main series:
- Quotes from Duke Nukem I
- Quotes from Duke Nukem II
- Quotes from Duke Nukem 3D
- Quotes from Duke Nukem Forever
Popular expansion packs:
- Quotes from Duke Caribbean: Life's A Beach
- Quotes from Duke: Nuclear Winter
- Quotes from Duke It Out In D.C.
Popular console ports:
Other games: