Main games:

For Duke Nukem I quotes, see Quotes (DN).
For Duke Nukem II quotes, see Quotes (DN2).
For Duke Nukem 3D quotes, see Quotes (DN3D).
For Duke Nukem Forever quotes, see Quotes (DNF).

Duke Nukem 3D expansion packs:

For Duke Caribbean: Life's A Beach quotes, see Quotes (DCLAB).
For Duke: Nuclear Winter quotes, see Quotes (DNW).
For Duke it out in D.C. quotes, see Quotes (DDC).

Duke Nukem 3D ports:

For Duke Nukem 64 quotes, see Quotes (DN64).
For Duke Nukem: Total Meltdown quotes, see Quotes (DNTM).

Other games:

For Duke Nukem: Time To Kill quotes, see Quotes (DNTTK).
For Duke Nukem: Zero Hour quotes, see Quotes (DNZH).
For Duke Nukem: Land of the Babes quotes, see Quotes (DNLOTB).
For Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project quotes, see Quotes (DNMP).
For Duke Nukem Advance quotes, see Quotes (DNA).

Duke Nukem: Time to Kill Edit

Main article: Quotes (DNTTK)
  • [At the beginning of Hog Heaven] Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your chicks.
  • I'll blow you a new hole!
  • I'm God's gift to women!
  • I make this look great.
  • [Listening to a moaning babe on a payphone] Lara, is that you? (Referencing Lara Croft, a character in the Tomb Raider series)
  • Looks like it's TIME TO KILL!
  • Looks like it's time to grill!
  • I'm home... or am I???
  • I got no time to bleed! (Referencing Predator)
  • My home away from home! (Referencing a strip club)
  • [To a male stripper] Hey, get your ass off-stage, and bring me back my chicks!
  • The bigger they are, the harder they bleed!
  • [In a southern accent] There's a new sheriff in town.
  • You make a great belt.
  • Eat shit and die!
  • What the hell are you waiting for? Christmas?
  • Let's settle this once and for all!
  • Suck my boomstick!
  • Happy trails to you!!
  • Shut your hole!
  • I'll kick you in the nuts!
  • It's ass-kicking time!
  • Prepare for take-off.
  • We have ignition.
  • Time to jet.
  • I guess I'll have to check my fire.
  • Now that's gonna leave a scar!
  • Knight me or bite me, man!
  • Time flies when you're kicking ass with the grapy Tar Hills !!

Duke Nukem: Zero Hour Edit

Main article: Quotes (DNZH)
  • [Duke killing a pig enemy] "Sue EEE!"
  • [Duke saving a babe guard] "Don't worry, saving chicks is what I'm all about!"
  • [Duke in the Victorian era talking to Duke in the Present Day era] Victorian Duke: "Lookin' good pal..."
  • Normal Duke: "Who the hell are you? My evil twin?"
  • Victorian Duke: "I'm you, genius. We'll meet back in time. Now hear me. The aliens have travelled into worlds past to try and change history. I went back and fought them, but my time machine was destroyed, and now I can no longer chase them through time! As result of their temperine, your timeline should experience temporal disruptions. The military for your future should have time travel technology, but how you get there is your problem. But remember, if you don't go back in time and make things right, Earth's history will forever change... and mankind could be wiped out."
  • [To a Duke clone in his apocalypse uniform] "You're too good-looking to kill, but I'm gonna kill you anyway!"
  • [Killing a pig enemy in the Wesern era] "Pignuts roasting... as I open fire..."

Duke Nukem: Land of the Babes Edit

Main article: Quotes (DNLOTB)
  • Well, enough talk then. Come get some! Oh, Silverback, one more thing. I'm gonna enjoy pissin' on your dead body!
  • Welcome to Coolsville, population: ME.
  • I'm your worst nightmare, you uninvited alien scum-sucker! And right now you're all that stands between me and a planet full of babes - so get ready to bend over and kiss your ass goodbye!

Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project Edit

Main article: Quotes (DNMP)
  • Ah, New York! It's my kind of town. If I can kill 'em here...I can kill 'em ANYWHERE! (Referencing Frank Sinatra's song New York)
  • Come on, Morphix, there's only two ways this can end, and in both of them, you die!
  • Confucius say... DIE!
  • I always said, if there was a way to go, it'd have something to do with women, whips, and oil...
  • Motherf***ing keycards! ("motherf***ing" is bleeped out)
  • Someone's gonna pay for making me find these friggin' key cards...
  • Surprise, surprise, I need a key card.
  • Time to deworm the Big Apple...
  • Time to deliver max pain on the A Train... Now where'd I put that subway token? (Referencing the video game Max Payne)
  • Time for mutation mutilation!
  • I like big guns, and I cannot lie. (Referencing Sir Mix-A-Lot's song Baby Got Back)
  • Your kung-fu is through!
  • You're goin' down faster than the XFL!
  • You are the missing link. Goodbye. (Referencing The Weakest Link)
  • Life is like a box of ammo... (Referencing Forrest Gump)
  • [Upon killing a mutant on the subway] No token, no ride! (Referencing a scene from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade)
  • Makin' bacon!
  • [Upon killing a mutant with a grenade] Hmmm... That's gonna leave a mark!
  • [Upon dying and continuing] So there IS life after death!
  • [To a rescued babe] You must be 18 or older to ride.
  • Rest in pieces!
  • Say "hello" to my little friend! (Referencing the movie Scarface with Al Pacino)
  • Babes, bullets, bombs. Damn - I love this job!
  • Guns don't kill mutants, I kill mutants
  • [Upon dying and continuing] Son of a bitch!
  • It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum...and I'm all outta gum
  • Hippycrya motherf***er
  • I'm not gonna fight you, I'm gonna kick your ass
  • Born to be wiiiild
  • Stayin' alive stayin' alive eek
  • Life's a bitch and then you die
  • Your face, your ass - what's the difference?
  • You're pissin' me off
  • I'm pissed off
  • Life is like a box of ammo
  • Stayin' dead stayin' dead, yeah